Tuesday, May 24, 2016

HliAT #14: Picking Up [That Thing] From the Supermarket

How Long It Actually Takes To...

walk from the corner of Barrington and the little side-street that jukes to Whole Foods, do a circumnavigation of WF, including snagging sample cherries, snagging nuts, perusing hot bar (no samples taken), picking up cat food, paying for cat food, and arriving back at approximate location where I deviated from the path that would have taken me directly to the cafe towards which I was walking, to work: 06:08.07

HliAT is, rightly, frequently a lesson in how stupid-unrealistic we are (with "we", yes, I am tarring you, Reader, with the same brush of magical thinking that I evidence here). That's probably the bigger truth. But I, at least, often overestimate -- particularly when I am measuring time against work, i.e, "how much time will this take from this work session I've planned?"

In this case, picking up this cat food was a no-brainer. It was an errand that had to happen, conveniently and easily done; and I probably could have done it in half this time, or at least much less, without the wandering circle of Whole Foods, etc. (I'd been away for 2 weeks, and it was reassuring and cozy to rehearse this routine).

So there it is, friends: just pick up the cat food, and be efficient about it. You won't lose that much time.

Tuesday, May 10, 2016

HliAT #13: Bikin' 2 Yoga

***EVERYBODY: BIKE CAUTIOUS. BIKE CAREFUL. I GOT FREAKIN' BACKED UP INTO BY A DRIVER IN AN AUDI ON HER PHONE TH'OTHER DAY. BIKE CAUTIOUS. BIKE CAREFUL.***

How Long It Actually Takes To...

get from my house at the intersection of Barrington and Chenault to the Yogaworks on Montana, in Santa Monica; early enough in the morning that there were (truly. literally. please see note, above) no cars on the streets, so you can really sort of zoom it: 10:13.20

Not to hammer the theme, but the theme is good, and the takeaway on this one IS the theme. That being: Google Maps, which is let's-be-honest kind of a slowpoke low estimator, puts this bike ride at 12 minutes. That seems about right; I budget 15 in my head from my house. Point being: I did this very early. There were truly no cars around. But lesson to self / anyone reading: the expected value equation on biking to yoga looks like

P(accident) * Harm(accident) + 
[1 - P(accident)] * Value(yoga, whenevs you arrive)
HOLY $H!T ARE YOU CRAZY JUST BIKE SAFE IT'S NOT WORTH IT DO NOT INCREASE P(ACCIDENT) JUST MAKE P(ACCIDENT) AS CLOSE TO ZERO AS POSSIBLE THAT IS ALL THAT MATTERS IN THIS SITUATION ARE YOU CRAZY SERIOUSLY JUST. BE. SAFE.

Anyway, yeah -- that's what I learned from this one.