HliAT, #3

How long it actually takes to...

walk from a spot kinda just outside my apartment complex to the neighborhood restaurant where I'm meeting my sister, after texting her that I'll be "There in five": 7 minutes, 51.57 seconds

bonus: In casual conversation, I would probably describe this restaurant as "2 minutes away" from my house

Cooking an Egg Sandwich

Oh hey. Hey what's up.
Get out of here, cat.
Hey what's-
Get out of here. This isn't for you.
That's cool! I'm just chilling. Geez. Dude can't just chill.
...
Move.
Oh! What's the-
You're on top of the food. Move.
Sure, sure thing. No problem.
...You didn't move.
What? Oh right. Right right, sorry.
Okay now you're literally more on top of the food.
Maybe- you know what, what if I just ate this? Maybe that'd be simpler? It seems to be getting in the-
MOVE.

(Cat arcs softly through air, lands easily, pads away like "hey what's up, just chilling." Lopes around apartment a little. Makes its way back to kitchen.)

Oh hey. Hey what's up.